Funny! Apocalypse Cow — Obama EPA To Regulate Cow Farts

Having already blamed the Industrial Revolution for what we used to call weather and temperatures that have flat-lined for 15 years, the White House is now targeting American agriculture abundance by slashing methane emissions from cows by 25% by 2020.

According to the Environmental Protection Agency, the “special digestive systems” of “ruminant livestock” such as cattle, sheep, buffalo, and goats produce methane, a more potent “greenhouse gas” than even the carbon dioxide we humans exhale or the exhaust from the SUVs we use to take the kids to soccer practice.

The EPA says “cattle emit about 5.5 million metric tons of methane per year into the atmosphere, accounting for 20% of U.S. methane emissions.” Such ravaging of the planet from cow belching and flatulence must be stopped, says the EPA.

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That’s BS RT @DRUDGE_REPORT: White House looks to regulate cow flatulence as part of climate agenda… http://t.co/OKJ24aAScP

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Typical environmentalists #vegans who pass gas constantly want to blame cows

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#vegans contribute to #climatechange let’s mandate a carbon tax to #soy eaters

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Personally I think tofu and high fructose corn syrup are contributing to #globalwarming

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